much like water and air...i need this book.
penned in 1971 by italian socialite princess luciana pignatelli, "the beautiful people's beauty book" provides invaluable tips on fashion, fitness, face lifts, and how to be forever fabulous. for example, on bathing:
Hot vs. Cold
"Hot baths should never contain water higher than pelvic level. Above all, the bosom must never soak in the tub. Hot water only drags it down, and no woman wants that. After a warm bath, aim a good blast of cold water on the bosom and thighs. They need it."
and skincare:
The Homosexual Facial
"The rage a few years ago with the chic Paris homosexuals is this: Take the white of one egg, a teaspoon of the best olive oil, beat, and apply for 20 minutes. Remove with hot face towel, lace trim optional."
princess luciana rubbed elbows with the rich and famous, received her first nose job at the age of eighteen, married a prince, annulled the marriage.
the book also provides astrology of the beautiful people:
Aries: must have frequent dental check-ups.
Taurus: should marry a man of means.
Gemini: often the face is too long or the nose is too long or big.
Cancer: tends to be lazy about beauty and should be encouraged to make the effort.
Leo: if ambitions are not fulfilled, can have difficult menopause.
Virgo: remains surprisingly youthful despite hypochondriac tendency.
Libra: rarely gets fat.
Sagittarius: torn between bright, amusing men who are good talkers and her desire for a solid social position.
Scorpio: hypersexual and often attracted to men who are her inferiors.
Capricorn: always well turned-out and insists on quality in clothes.
Aquarius: often slightly neurotic and with fragile health.
Pisces: feet are the weak point and pedicures essential.
whoever said beauty starts from within was wrong. it begins with this book.
{via cup of jo and pipeline.} {images via starworks and charm & poise.}

Comments
Love the Whorange this morning, Darling!
Posted by: Melissa H | June 25, 2009 at 07:47 AM
I love these old books on beauty, especially the ones from the 50s about etiquette and hygiene. So cool.
Posted by: Amanda Nicole | June 25, 2009 at 08:34 AM
aha - so that's why my nose is big!!!
Posted by: Amy W | June 25, 2009 at 08:47 AM
HAHAHAH!!!! I just spit my coffee across the room. I'm forwarding this to my mom who will be happy to know Libra rarely get fat.
Posted by: Tammy | June 25, 2009 at 09:25 AM
Oh, the whorange of it all!!!
Totally funny... in a scary type of way - just the way I like it.
Off to the dentist. We arieses are prone to cavities:)
Posted by: helen:) | June 25, 2009 at 09:27 AM
it's true. i'm very lazy about my beauty.
Posted by: Coco | June 25, 2009 at 09:53 AM
What a Whorange! That "Homosexual Facial"? I never heard of that... did I miss it in the manual? Sadly, I fear her astrological observations may not be far off! :(
HI-LARIOUS! :)
Posted by: Uncle Beefy | June 25, 2009 at 10:10 AM
Love this - my refusal to shave after Labor Day suddenly makes sense!
Posted by: Jennifer | June 25, 2009 at 11:04 AM
this is a scream, ms. whorange. i may have to quote you (this) somewhere.....by the way, anyone who enjoys this would be entertained by the recent documentary on Valentino. very well done. THANKS!
Posted by: andrea daquino | June 25, 2009 at 11:14 AM
Literally laughed until I started coughing. Now I will need to use my special librarian powers to obtain a copy of this book.
Posted by: ariel | June 25, 2009 at 11:22 AM
beefy, how did you not get the manual on the homosexual facial? i'll have to get you a copy of this book, too.
andrea - i'm putting "valentino: the last emperor" on my netflix immediately.
GASP, ariel! you have librarian powers? i think that needs to be my new superhero.
Posted by: tula | June 25, 2009 at 11:36 AM
WOW. Just WOW.
Posted by: Sal | June 25, 2009 at 01:55 PM
sorry, i just noticed this....but is that woman working out with an umbrella?! well, i believe i have a new beauty regimen.
Posted by: andrea daquino | June 25, 2009 at 07:32 PM
i need those glasses from the book cover. where did you ever find/hear of this book, tula?
xo
Posted by: bianca | June 25, 2009 at 08:40 PM
Incredible photos, would love to see more. But at $300 on Amazon, I'm not sure I'm worth it. Thanks for such a fun post!
Posted by: Kiley | June 26, 2009 at 03:54 AM