Sew-in-love-the-best-sewing-clothing-label

i found this item called "the best" at the curiosity shoppe.  it reads:

INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE:

1.  BORROW A LOVED ONE'S CLOTHING

2.  SEW LABEL INTO LOVED ONE'S CLOTHING

3. UN-BORROW THE SAID ARTICLE OF CLOTHING

i followed said instructions, and here are the results...

John_waters_divine_the_best

john waters & divine -- simply the best.

{to see what i gave john waters last year for christmas, click here.}