as the card above says, "YOU HAD ME AT 'STOP FOLLOWING ME'.'"
whether your undying devotion is unrequited or whether it's your greatest super power, valentine's day is the opportunity to give generously to the target of your affection.
from "please don't leave" doormats rugs, to possessive scorpio needle points, to star-crossed lovers pendants, nothing says "letting go isn't part of the program" like these grabby little gifties.
{above: 1. scorpio pillow by jonathan adler (98.00); 2. seven day pill capsule letters (3.99); 3. neivz 3 finger bar ring: moon phase (35.00); 4. "please don't leave me" rug (18.00); 5. romeo and juliet dagger necklace by tina tang (195.00); 6. c'mere gold hand by harry allen (95.00); 7. mystery hug ring (68.00); 8. use me coasters (15.99).}

Comments
I think I need those Use Me coasters.
Posted by: Lauren | February 02, 2011 at 05:45 AM
That doormat is hilarious. I think a coaster could be a nice "valentine" if you put it in an envelope!
Posted by: Mr. Bluehaunt | February 02, 2011 at 06:27 AM
Your blog never fails to crack me up. Now I'm off to find the target of my affection.
Posted by: Dee Dee | February 02, 2011 at 07:29 AM
That card kicks ass.
Posted by: T.O. | February 02, 2011 at 11:11 AM