the fabulous jessica of how about orange received this magnificent orange swingline stapler from her honey alex for christmas.  that is love, poodles.

i love stapling.  the sound.  the punch.  the power.  however, if this beauty sat on my desk, i'd probably just stroke it all day.

congratulations, jessica, on your glorious gift.  and a tip of the tiara to you, husband adam, for your impeccable taste!