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in this month's issue of bust magazine, new zealand's doable duo, bret mckenzie and jermaine clement, gently lay us on the couch (the therapist couch that is) and offer their advice on romance, unrequited love, and how to seduce a scruffy a kiwi.

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queries for the conchords hail straight from the hearts of bust's readers who were asked to submit questions for the boys on bust's website.  for example...

bust reader: "dear bret and jermaine, how can i meet a man who both likes to kiss girls and dresses up like david bowie on occasion?"

jermaine: "sounds like what you want is to meet me."

bret: "she should just become fictional."

sigh.  sound advice never sounded more sound.