08.31.09
dear WHORANGE,
help! my boyfriend loves bacon and ribs and i am a tried and true vegetarian. i want to cook him a nice red meat meal for his birthday, but i have no idea where to start or how to cook anything animal related. any advice?
love,
paula
flagstaff, AZ
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darling miss paula,
mr. bacon and sir steak have not crossed my lips for over 500 years. however, i've found that if you cook anything with maple syrup, you're pretty much good to go.
in the meantime, i've selected a small sampling of craveable meats for you and your carnivorous man. no cooking required!
stay pretty,
tula
above left to right, top to bottom: bacon alarm clock; wishbone necklace (120.00); cannibal kingdom napkins (12.00); plush sweet meats melody (64.95); bacon soap (5.95); BLT candles (33.95); mark ryden and paul frank meat purse (occasionally on ebay); bacon flavored toothpicks (4.95); nice piece of meat card (5.00); gorgeous hunk of meat card (5.00); nicole gastongua cheeseburger (200.00); nicole gastongua hot dog (80.00).
questions, queries, or dilemmas? drop me a line at [email protected]. if you begin your email with "dear WHORANGE, your hair looks fantastic today," you may receive a speedier reply.
Comments
This is one of my favorite round ups ever! Who did the art up top?
Posted by: Becca | August 31, 2009 at 04:15 AM
BLT candles. Hilarious!
Posted by: Jenn | August 31, 2009 at 10:25 AM
Oh how I love myself a meat market round up!
Posted by: Mr. Blandings | August 31, 2009 at 11:46 AM
too cute! And I'm a vegan!
Posted by: Cici | September 01, 2009 at 05:22 PM
Oh how I love me a good hunk of meat!
Posted by: Liv | September 01, 2009 at 10:55 PM
Who did the rabbit meat shop artwork? It's cool yet creepy cool.
Posted by: Talia | September 01, 2009 at 11:46 PM
it's true love if you make someone a meaty meal and you don't eat meat.
Posted by: jessica suzette | September 04, 2009 at 05:37 PM
WTF $200 for a crochet cheeseburger? Dude, I will make you a crochet cheeseburger, and then grill you up some real cheeseburgers (or veggie burgers if you please) for that price. I'll even throw in a vegan chocolate cake (I make a mean one).
Posted by: Amanda | September 09, 2009 at 11:05 AM
Oh, Amanda, how i love thee!!!!
xoxoox
Posted by: tula | September 09, 2009 at 02:05 PM
That's a painting by Mark Ryden.
Posted by: Slacks | May 13, 2010 at 03:34 PM
Some animation art look so scaring!
Posted by: Nana | July 20, 2016 at 04:56 AM