dear WHORANGE,
help! my boyfriend loves bacon and ribs and i am a tried and true vegetarian. i want to cook him a nice red meat meal for his birthday, but i have no idea where to start or how to cook anything animal related. any advice?
love,
paula
flagstaff, AZ
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darling miss paula,
mr. bacon and sir steak have not crossed my lips for over 500 years. however, i've found that if you cook anything with maple syrup, you're pretty much good to go.
in the meantime, i've selected a small sampling of craveable meats for you and your carnivorous man. no cooking required!
stay pretty,
tula
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