a wise drag queen once told me, "it doesn't matter if you fall down while wearing fashionably high heels, because you'll look fabulous while doing it."

to that i add, "and if the name of your shoe is 'united nude,' you're practically bulletproof."

therefore, get high heeled this weekend, darlings.  after all, united we stand, divided we fall (fabulously).

{united nude footwear can be worshiped here.  via the scoop.}