Dear Mr. Book Antiqua,

I find your 'stache both refined and sexy. Are you available for bowling or bull fighting on Saturday evening? Please inform.

Yours,

Lady Peacock

Dear Mr. American Typewriter,

At first your advances were charming. Your pencil thin facial hair seemed different and modern, but after I saw you out with your pointing-up pals Oxford, Jeanne, and Stencil, drunk on Absinthe and behaving abominably--don't deny it!--I find you silly and immature, like all the other men who pretend to be more than they are. I am sorry, but my dance card is full.

Regretfully,

Lady Peacock

I'm am completely in love with this concept. Thank you for sharing!

I love stuff like this. Even if it makes me feel like the least creative/imaginative human alive.

Why did I never see mustaches in my curly brackets? Brilliant!

That is six degrees of fabulous.

Oh, Mr. Federal. Hello.

haha LOVE it!

xo.

Lady Peacock, I hope you get a speedy reply from Mr. Book Antiqua.

The more I look at this poster, the more I'm motivated to create a John Waters font.

Makes me want to make out with my font book.

Hee hee, I saw this at Renegade in SF. They had it set up in a frame, and we had a good time "trying on" different 'staches using the reflection.

These are excellent - way more interesting than that moustache print you see everywhere but I don't seem able to find online to include here.